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Funny Amputee 21st Century Pirate Leg Hand Amputation Joke Shirt
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Really! Do you love shirt? Buy it now before lose it forever. Funny Amputee 21st Century Pirate Leg Hand Amputation Joke Shirt. Limited edition, available on our store in a few days.
I am a man with problems and I don’t know what to do. My problem is that I have an amputated leg from an accident, which uses technical alloys just like aluminum foil is made of. These alloys oxidise (rustify) over time, making them non-releasable. My friend told me about the red Zymol MCRS aluminium alloy, but when it was being worked on the state of my amputee’s prostheses didn’t pass inspection by any lab or company in the world – he said his insurance wouldn’t pay for it at all. My leg was amputated in a freak accident. I’m very proud and nervous of my new life as an amputee but have decided to take the first step and get that prosthetic on.
Funny Amputee 21st Century Pirate Leg Hand Amputation Joke Shirt and ladies tee
Funny Amputee 21st Century Pirate Leg Hand Amputation Joke Shirt, hoodie, sweater and long sleeve
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Hoodie Style
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8 oz 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
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Air Jet Spun Yarn. Double lined hood with matching drawstring. Double-needle stitching. Set-in sleeves. 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs with Lycra(R)
Long Sleeve Style
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6.1 oz 100% preshrunk cotton. Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Double-needle stitching, taped neck and shoulders. Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. Ultra tight knit surface.
Men Style
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5.3 oz 100% preshrunk cotton.
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Seamless collar, taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease.
Premium Style
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4.2 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Dark Grey Heather, Deep Heather is 52% combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester Ash is 99% combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
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Supremely soft, superior quality. Modern, slightly fitted shape. Made in the USA.
Sweatshirt
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7.75 oz 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
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Air Jet Spun Yarn. Double-needle stitching. Set-in sleeves. 1×1 Athletic Rib with Lycra(R). Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease.
Women Jersey Tank Top
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Fabric laundered, 4.3 oz., 57/38/5 combed ringspun cotton/polyester/spandex, 40 singles
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Self-fabric neck binding Longer body length Tear away label
Women Style
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5.3 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton
Heather Colors are 50/50 cotton/polyester
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Seamless half-inch collar. Side seamed. Cap sleeves. Double-needle stitched hems. Taped neck and shoulders. Tearaway label.
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Shannon Terry –
Awesome Shirt! The only thing is that I can not wear it to shows because the leg is so small.
Juliette Durazo –
The shirt is a little bit of a joke. I don’t know why they would call it a “Pirate” leg, but it is an odd pair of legs. It is a black T-shirt. I would prefer to wear like that on a regular basis. They are very comfortable, and I would rather wear them for bikini leg uses. I don’t think that person in the pictures is a pirate. I would much rather see him wearing a polo shirt…
ANGELICA COOK –
Awesome shirt, I’m 81 years old and my legs are getting shorter and shorter. I had the idea to make the shirt for the 21st century pirate leg joke, and this was the result. It was so funny, I had to laugh at myself, because I didn’t think I was doing a good job, but it turned out so great, I wanted to share it with everyone. I will use it for my friends and family to use, but will probably also give to people who need leg braces. Thank you, my friend wearing a leg brace, you’ll never know what a long life can bring, so get it. It’s so funny, and I hope the people who get it can use the leg braces too. Thank you, Absolut Vodka, your product is awesome.
Kent Baumgartner –
I have a funny and an unusual story. I was born with a leg that was completely amputated from the waist down. I spent my early years in a hospital, because my leg was so bad that it was too painful for me to move it. I was always able to use my leg for anything but I was never able to walk. Once I was a teenager, I was in a car accident and my leg was broken in two places. It took me a long time to get back to where I was and my leg was amputated. I was so sad, but I had to get it back up again. When I was in a wheelchair, I could still use my leg. I was in a wheelchair and was able to walk again. I was able to retire and I was able to walk again. I was told that I had to amputate my leg. My doctor just said I could keep it and get a new one. I went to the hospital and they told me that it was an amputation. Well, I went to a plastic surgeon and told him that I had this leg that was amputated. He said No, I can’t give you the new leg. I said But I can’t walk on it.
MARIA SANTANA –
I had a problem with my left leg, which was in a cast. I broke it into two pieces, and my left leg was completely useless. I felt like I was swimming through a pool of my own flesh. I was wearing a t-shirt and a pair of pants at the same time that I was experiencing some pain.